"And you, fathers, do not provoke your children to wrath, but bring them up in the training and admonition of the Lord." (Eph. 6:4)

Recipe for Raising Children

1 Cup of Proverbs 22:6

2 Tablespoons of Proverbs 19:13

1 Dash of Proverbs 23:13

1 Teaspoon of Proverbs 3:5

1/2 Cup of Titus 2:3 through 7

Mix all ingredients, add a pound of persistence, one cup of love, and whip until right consistency. Please add a pinch of Ephesians 6:4. This recipe is recommended by the Creator of Mankind. (From The Bible Friend)